28 unspoken rules of graphic design / by Hassan Reda

1. Your fonts will default to the worst possible font available on the machine you are showing your work on.

2. If you have two versions of a photo, the wrong one will make its way to the printer.

4. Promises made by the sales staff have no basis in reality. 

5. The sales staff will promise anything.

6. If the text consists of two words, one will be misspelled.

7. Speed. Quality. Affordability. Pick any two.

8. If the run is wrong, it's never the press operator's fault.

9. Spell checkers don't.

10. Grammar checkers don't, either.

11. Proof raeders are useless.

Like this girl. 

Like this girl. 

12. If three designs are shown to a client, your least favorite will be chosen or any combination of worst components of each.

13. If two designs are shown, a third will be requested. If provided, then one of the first two will be chosen.

14. If you ask for more copy it will be sent as a .jpg. If you ask for images they will send powerpoint presentations.

15. Clients don't have their company logo in a usable print ready format so don't bother asking.

16. You will misspell the name of the client's spouse.

17. Your best idea is already copyrighted.

18. There is no stock photo ever made that matches the image you have in your head.

19. Creative inspiration flows in inverse proportion to the distance from the studio.

20. Time allowed to complete work is inversely proportional to time taken by client to work out what to complain about.

21. Doctors, astronauts, and plumbers need training to do their jobs, but anyone with a computer is a graphic designer.(ISH)

22. The number of colours in a client's design will equal the number of colours in the original bid specs, plus two.

23. The client's disk won't run on your equipment & when it does will contain unusable copyrighted images.

24. If you purchase new equipment to read your client's disk, it will be the last disk of that type you will ever receive.

25. Your client will often not like your design but not quite know why.

26. Computer crashes always happen exactly 30 seconds before saving.

27. Clients who do not provide content upfront will complain about the use of Lorem Ipsum.

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28. Everything has to be done immediately, deadlines are incredibly important unless client has to provide materials or approve your work.

I'm sure we can add another 30 to this list, easily. What would you add? 

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